Welcome to my super-simple-straight-to-the-point site [which is currently under construction because I'm a clinical procrastinator]. Here you'll find (almost) all the info you'll need to successfully setup a date with me. Please run through it all and make sure you have a clear understanding of all the dos and don'ts, etiquette, pricing, etc.

For example, The rules section will run you through all the dos and don'ts. The etiquette section will run you through the most important expectations I'll have from you and will generally apply to anyone else you may see, so definitely look it over. When all of that is finished, you can check my prices.

This website is purposely designed to be safe for work and inconspicuous. There are no nude photos, let alone any photos of me. All you'll find is super handy text and a GIF to go along with it.