Welcome to my super-simple-straight-to-the-point site [which is always under construction because I'm a clinical procrastinator]. Here you'll find (almost) all the info you'll need to successfully setup a date with me. Please run through it all and make sure you have a clear understanding of all the dos and don'ts, etiquette, pricing, etc.

This website is purposely designed to be safe for work and inconspicuous. There are no forms to fill out and no data taken. All you'll find is super handy text and a GIF to go along with it. When you're ready, just contact me by clicking book me.

Read ➞ Contact ➞ Screen ➞ Deposit ➞ Meet

1. Read over my website.
2. Contact me when you're ready and introduce yourself. Specify which city you're looking to book me in, what dates work for you, and how many hours.
3. Attach your screening information to a reply when we've agreed on a date.
4. Provide a deposit when you're screening has cleared.
5. Receive all information pertaining to the booking prior to meeting.
6. Meet!